how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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