There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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