he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
