How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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