READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he thought i was a dude.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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