it was like his penis was on wheels.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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