Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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