At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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