At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
