sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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