He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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