i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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