Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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