Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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