did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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