i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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