I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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