can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think your dad took our porno
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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