They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
