OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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