What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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