I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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