She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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