Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
this boner is exhausting
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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