3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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