saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We're too hungover to prance.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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