when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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