she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
