I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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