$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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