I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She even gives head with a lisp.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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