you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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