i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I came so hard my ears popped.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
