Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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