How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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