just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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