I never want to see another naked old woman again.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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