he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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