I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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