My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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