She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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