I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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