what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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