Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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