dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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