found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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