I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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