I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Randomize
