Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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