so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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