I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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