whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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